Quick E of the Day

“A positive attitude won’t get you far in life, but it will piss off enough people along the way to make it worthwhile.”

Graduate student

Chemistry

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“I find it ironic to mix Dry Veishea and Tonic.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“FYI: Illegal parking plus flashers does not equal legal parking.”

Freshman

Journalism and mass communication

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“I don’t care how good ‘Titanic’ is; if I hear that stupid Celine Dion song one more time, I’m gonna puke!”

Senior

Construction engineering

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“There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead!!!”

Sophomore

Sociology

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“Veishea: To drink or not to drink? There is no question.”

Sophomore

Accounting

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“Thank you for finally fixing the grammar in the Blondies ad.”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“To Stu: The term is fraternities, not frats.”

Senior

Computer engineering

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“Why don’t The September 29th Movement and Jischke settle their differences on the ‘Jerry Springer Show’ during Veishea? Now that would be entertainment!!”

Freshman

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