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1. If you do something really stupid, you don’t get to blame the alcohol.
2. Water and Gatorade, greasy food and lots of Netflix.
3. If someone buys you a drink, return the favor.
4. Open bars are dangerous games. Play wisely.
5. Never complain about the brand of a free drink. Suck it up, it was free.
6. Beer is food, wine goes with food and cocktails need food.
7. It’s okay to drink alone … but not too often.
8. Don’t lose common respect for people just because you’re inebriated.
9. If after seven drinks the guy/girl you’re checking out is still a five, then give it up. He/she won’t be going up the scale anymore than that.
10. Nobody likes the drunken fighter. Keep a cool head.