Halloween jokes

Jasmine Schillinger

Halloween makes a busy time for dentists. Here are a few jokes to give them a laugh during this frightening holiday.

-What does the “Dentist of the Year” get?

Answer: A little plaque.

-Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?

Answer: To prevent bat breath.

-What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?

Answer: Ultra-Bite.

-What do ghosts serve for dessert?

Answer: Ice Scream.

-Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

Answer: To improve his bite.