You’re excited anytime the name H.R. Giger is mentioned.

You own an over-priced piece of memorabilia that repels most women.

You’ve had a lightsaber battle you pretended wasn’t a bid deal, but it really was.

You complain about the sound during deep-space scenes, even after having seen “2001: A Space Odyssey” and it’s numerous boring silent space scenes.

You know the old-school Cyclons from “Battlestar Galactica” are cooler because they aren’t CG.

You’re saving your VHS “Star Wars: A New Hope” so your children can see Greedo shoot first.