You know you’re in trouble when potential in-laws say

When are you two going to get married.

So, tell me about previous [significant other]

What do you think about abortion?

You’re not a liberal, are you?

What church do you attend?

What kind of protection do you use?

Did you know I own a gun?

I’m glad you’re waiting until marriage.

How many grand kids are you doing to give us?

Do you want to be friends on Facebook?