– There are more couches than recycling bins on the street

– People with trucks are suddenly very popular

– All the nerds move back home to play “StarCraft 2” because their Mediacom hookup isn’t available yet

– Dumpster diving is acceptable

– You vacuum your apartment because the carpet cleaners refuse to do it for you

– Students are happy to see their parents show up early in the morning

– You finally see the bottom of your closet

– Goodwill receives a flood of donations

– You’re asking all your friends if you can crash on their coach for the next five days

– When you meet someone at the bar, you don’t know if they like you or they just want somewhere to stay