EDITORIAL: Edit board picks: Mostly guessing, we pick Platypi
March 21, 2009
Everyone’s doing it. Even President Obama. March Madness is afoot, so among the editorial board — a meager group this week — NCAA brackets are a hot topic.
The participants in our bracket pow wow:
A sports enthusiast with an ESPN internship under his belt.
A girl whose votes came with the disclaimer: “I don’t care about basketball.”
A girl with a deepening enthusiasm for sports, who filled out her first NCAA bracket this year.
And a guy from Minnesota who doesn’t know anything about the tournament.
“I watched the Minnesota game, because that’s where I’m from. But then they lost.”
We decided to determine our winner with a group discussion. The bracketless Minnesotan would choose first in each round.
Sweet Sixteen Game 1: Pittsburgh vs. Xavier
An anticlimactic kick-off. No debate.
Winner: Pittsburgh
Sweet Sixteen Game 2: Villanova vs. Duke
Once again, nothing to argue about.
Winner: Duke
Elite Eight Game 1: Pittsburgh vs. Duke
“Pittsburgh. Definitely Pittsburgh.”
“Yeah, I pick the Pittsburgh… Platypies.”
“No… They’re the Panthers. Because — I don’t know. There aren’t panthers in the Pittsburgh area. Why not mountain lions or something like that?”
“Pittsburgh Panthers. It’s all about the alliteration.”
Winner: Pittsburgh
Sweet Sixteen Game 3: UNC vs Gonzaga
“I’m going to go with UNC, because my dad went there.”
“I picked UNC because Michael Jordan went there.”
“My dad roomed with Michael Jordan. No… That’s a lie.”
Winner: UNC
Sweet Sixteen Game 4: Arizona State vs. Oklahoma
Oklahoma has Blake Griffin.
Winner: Oklahoma
Elite Eight Game 2: UNC vs. Oklahoma
We reached our first tie. The guys would sooner forget loyalties to dads and MJ than discount Oklahoma, while the girls chose UNC. Debate ensued.
Winner: Oklahoma
Sweet Sixteen Game 5: Connecticut vs. Purdue
Winner: Connecticut
Sweet Sixteen Game 6: Missouri vs.
Memphis
Tiger v. Tiger. A tough choice.
Winner: Memphis
Elite Eight Game 3: Connecticut vs.
Memphis
Winner: Memphis
Sweet Sixteen Game 7: Louisville vs. Siena
Random person enters the rooom. His pick: America.
Cardinals. That’s close to our mascot!
Winner: Louisville
Sweet Sixteen Game 8: Kansas vs.
Michigan State
We hate the Jayhawks.
Winner: Michigan State
Final Four Game 1: Louisville vs. Memphis
“Well they’re both from… Oh, never mind.”
Winnner: Louisville
Final Four Game 2: Pittsburgh vs.
Oklahoma
No question.
Winner: Pittsburgh
Championship: Louisville vs. Pittsburgh
“The platypuses. No, platypi.”
Winner: Pittsburgh