ENDORSEMENT: Dark Snickers
October 29, 2008
The most important vote you will cast in the near future is not the vote for the next president, but that of best Halloween candy. As I walked through campus yesterday I couldn’t help but notice all of the students who were out trying to get me to vote for their candydate.
The first student I saw was promoting Kit Kat Bars. “Kit Kats?” I thought, “Gimme a break!”
Then I came across a student promoting a delicious looking chocolate. The only thing is, he couldn’t seem to remember the name of it. He just kept calling it a Whatchamacallit. My philosophy is, if you can’t even remember your candydate’s name, it can’t possibly be that good.
The next student I came across wanted me to vote for Almond Joys, but, to be honest, he seemed a little bit nutty. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Sometimes you feel like a nut. That’s true. But sometimes you don’t.
Then I was confronted with a candy I’d never even heard of. A dark horse if you will. It was, as you may have guessed, the Snickers Dark. Just like the Snickers, but made with dark chocolate. And it’s every bit as delicious as it sounds.
So there you have it. My endorsement for this year’s best Halloween candy goes to the Snickers Dark.