What to do on Valentine’s Day if you’re single:

Get a massage

Massages evoke relaxation and also help to relieve stress.

Go with some girlfriends and see “The Vagina Monologues” at the Memorial Union

It’s entertaining and it will inspire your inner feminist.

Have a “Guitar Hero” marathon

Rock stars always have a hot significant other.

Get a manicure

There’s nothing like a polished set of nails to make a girl feel refreshed.

Go to the oxygen bar at Fusion Tanning, 2515 Chamberlain St.

Oxygen boosts the immune system and helps to increase concentration levels.

Throw a wine or beer tasting party

Pretending to be a wine connoisseur is way more fun than being single.

What not to do on Valentine’s Day if you’re single:

Stay at home and do homework

It will just remind you how inappropriate it is to have a crush on your cute TA.

Spend all night on Facebook

As fun as it may be to stalk people you hardly know all night, this might label you as both creepy and a loser.

Drink alone

This labels you as both single and an alcoholic.

Listen to “All by Myself” by Celine Dion on repeat while devouring Ben & Jerry’s

…It’s just sad.

Have a random hookup to ease the pain

This choice of activity will most likely evoke regret more than anything.

Drunk-dial your exes

It’s never a good idea, and it’s even more pathetic on Valentine’s Day.

Spend Valentine’s Day with a couple as the third wheel

Nothing could possibly be more awkward.