At a Tuesday meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin, President Bush said he would cut the U.S. nuclear weapons stockpile by two-thirds over the next decade, to between 1,700 and 2,200. Putin said that Russia would follow suit in the future.

Well thank goodness. Now we can only destroy the Earth 500 times over.

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