Enviromental issues concern everyone Walking in and around campus you may have come to an alarming conclusion. Ames has no palm tress and thus has no prostitutes, but Las Vegas has both palm tress and prostitutes. The connection between these facts should not be ignored. You maybe wondering how can it be that a city like Ames cannot attract a strong healthy crop of prostitutes? Through legislation that has reduced the emission of green house gasses, the liberals have prevented Ames from becoming a warm natural environment for the palm tree. Without the palm trees vital natural cover, prostitutes do not have the necessary habitat to survive in a place like Ames. Ames, as many of you well know, is a harsh-cold climate in the winter and cannot support the growth of the palm tree as an important natural cover for the prostitute. People work hard toÿproduce all the green houseÿgasses everyday that help warm Ames to a temperature that supports the palm tree and is a comfortable environment for the prostitute. They work hard only to have big government step in and eliminate the very thing that so many of us in this country have worked so hard to create. Shawn Faurote

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering