Daily Staff Writer

Can a brother get a Pepsi up in here? Mr. Pibb? What the hell is that? Just a cheap Dr. Pepper rip-off, quite frankly.

In fact, Citra, Surge and Sprite are all copycat beverages. Even Cherry Coke came on the heels of Wild Cherry Pepsi.

It’s a conspiracy, I tell you. The most honest thing Coke did was admit New Coke was just Pepsi in a new can. Have a little pride, for god’s sake.