“Getting By”
June 15, 2000
Daily Staff Writer
You call that a suit?
You honestly think anyone is going to hire you dressed in something that looks like it came off a monkey?
Everything a prospective employer wants to know about you he can tell from the first minute of an interview. Is the handshake a wet, limp paw? Does the dude smell?
And is he wearing a $75 suit from the Sears’ dweeb collection?