Daily Staff Writer

Sorry to disturb your vacation, Mr. Mansy, but the Ledges are not meant to be climbed like that.

Now you’re stuck. What would John Woo do in a situation like this?

I know, go into a free fall, do a triple somersault and bounce off some full-figured tourist from Pella while humming an aria from “La Traviata” or something.

Why don’t you just read a book, Action Man?