I want to be Leer
October 4, 1999
After reading the letter by Patrick Leer in the Sept. 29 Daily, this is what I learned: Mr. Leer is omnipotent. Mr. Leer is my new role model, and his beliefs should be shared and instilled in all of us. Mr. Leer will leave an indelible mark on the hearts and minds of anyone who has the privilege of making his acquaintance.
I want to be just like him. I am considering changing my name to Patrick Leer, Jr. so I am more like him.
Thank you Mr. Leer for what you have taught me. I am forever indebted to you for making me waste my time reading the absolutely pointless letter that you mustered up.
Shawn Miller
Junior
Exercise science and journalism