Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Ewoks taste like chicken.”

Senior

Animal ecology

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“One thing remains: Jischke. You must confront Jischke. Then, only then, a jedi will you be. And confront him you will.”

Freshman

Agricultural systems technology

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“No mystical energy field controls MY destiny — Han Solo.”

Freshman

Agricultural engineering

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“Look, it’s only one more semester!Yeah, that’s what you said when Biggs and Tank left.Where are you going? Looks like I’m going nowhere.”

Sophomore

Computer science

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“Matt Craft to Regents: I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die

while you discuss this tuition hike in committee.”

Sophomore

History

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“Fear will keep the local students in line — fear of this DPS SUV.”

Senior

Biology

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“Oh, I’m afraid Maple Hall will be quite operational when your friends arrive.”

Senior

Computer engineering

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“Number one problem of carbon freezing: Shrinkage.”

Sophomore

Advertising

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“I have just received word that Jischke has dissolved the Government of the

Student Body. The last remnants of the old Republic have been swept away.”

Freshman

Music

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“Tell DPS that if they don’t release your car, you will become angry and use your magic.”

Senior

Sociology

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“A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away … where they didn’t play that DAMN Cher song on the radio every 10 minutes.”

Senior

Journalism and mass communication