Quick Es
April 9, 1999
Daily Staff Writer
Quick E of the Day
“I think my Furby has a learning disorder.”
Freshman
Animal science
Quick Es: A Monkey House of Fun in Every One
You can’t drink this Veishea, so why not try something new?
YOU know you’re funny — now shove it everyone’s face like Carrottop at the “Boogie Nights” audition!
The Daily is having an old-fashioned “Veishea Quick E Contest!” YEE-HAW!
Five wieners will read their Quick Es live at the Tone Loc show on April 14.
To enter (bomp-a chic-a bomp bah), send Veishea-related Quick Es with your name and phone number to:
Veishea — because flying monkeys only LOOK evil.
“Since Veishea is dry, does that mean I can’t use my water bong?”
Freshman
Computer science
“Drugs are bad. You shouldn’t do drugs, m’kay?”
Sophomore
Mechanical engineering
“Next time you make a long-distance phone call, please use: 10-10-3256-7856-4125-9907-6754-3278-4076.”
Freshman
Agricultural systems technology
“Is there anyone out there that doesn’t feel oppressed today?”
Sophomore
Journalism and mass communication
“Lake LaVerne smells worse than my Sea Monkey tank.”
Sophomore
Graphic design
“Graduating in four years is like leaving the party at 9 p.m.”
Senior
Computer engineering
“The closer we get to Veishea, the more I start to realize that Iowa State is lame. I’m transferring to Iowa.”
Sophomore
Biology
