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Quick E of the Day

“Train tracks are great for natural selection.”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“If he was in a forest with no one around to impress, would a frat boy still peel out?”

Senior

Industrial technology

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“News Flash — New uniforms issued to Ames P.D. and DPS for Veishea weekend: brown shirts and riding boots!”

Senior

Political science

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“The armpit is the worst smelling part of the body, while the crotch gets all the lovin’!”

Freshman

Pre-architecture

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“It is now official that people from Iowa are morons when gates and flashing lights are not enough warning that a train is coming.”

Sophomore

Political science

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“Marijuana dinner? Doritos and snacky cakes.”

Freshman

Pre-mechanical engineering

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“Who votes for turning Towers into a trailer park to make them feel more at home?”

Senior

Undeclared

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“Four words: swing sets on campus.”

Senior

Community and regional planning

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“He who laughs last, laughs last because he is STUPID

and took five minutes to get the joke.”

Freshman

Apparel design

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“Iowa State is the only place I know where students riot to show how responsible they are.”

Freshman

Horticulture

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.