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Quick E of the Day

“Oota goota Jischke? Jabba wa-neen-chi chko-ka wan-ya rooska. Heh heh.”

Sophomore

Animal science

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Star Wars Quick Es

Keep sending them all week, don’t make us open a can of Boba Fett on you. May the Farce be with you … always.

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“Who is more foolish: Randy Alexander or the man who follows Randy

Alexander?”

Sophomore

Animal science

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“And these blast points — too accurate for DPS. Only Ames policemen are so precise.”

Sophomore

Animal science

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“Get in there, you big furry oaf … I don’t care what you smell.”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”

Freshman

Aerospace engineering

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“Obiwan on Martin Jischke: ‘He’s more machine now than man — twisted and evil.'”

Senior

English education

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“Master Yoda, will I get a job upon graduation? ‘Difficult to tell, always in motion is the future.'”

Senior

English education

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“Hmmm, strange. Why is it that we never see President Jischke and Darth Vader at the same place at the same time?”

Sophomore

Animal science

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“Luke, at that speed, do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”

Freshman

Aerospace engineering

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“About the bar chicks in Ames: I’d rather kiss a Wookiee.”

Senior

English education

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