Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Enjoy being a sophomore — it will be the best three years of your life.”

Sophomore

Psychology

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“Crank: It makes makes you respond to ‘hey stupid’ 10 seconds before it’s even said.”

Junior

Forestry

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“What weight does the monkey on the back of Wednesday’s Daily wrestle at — 165 or 174?”

Junior

Spanish

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“Something’s not right when an athlete gets a full ride for an ACT score of 12.”

Junior

Chemical engineering

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“Generation X, Generation Y, next we’ll have Generation V: Children of Viagra.”

Senior

Journalism

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“If life begins at conception, then we all are nine months older and I have been 21 since school started!”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“35,000 fans, you wish! Who does your math?”

Senior

Landscape architecture

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“If I choke a smurf, what color does it turn?”

Freshman

Meteorology

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“Once I was walking across the street and I ran into the side of a Cyride bus.”

Sophomore

Art and design and advertising

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“Tiptoe through the tulips!”

Junior

Dietetics

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“Prevent the next school shooting: Make friends with the “loser.” Who knows what a wonderful friend you may find.”

Senior

German