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Quick E of the Day

“Dodging bikers ain’t like dusting crops.”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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Star Wars Quick Es

One mo’ day!

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“To God-socks: Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn’t helped you conjure up the stolen Death Star plans, or given you clairvoyance enough to … ah, ehhhh …”

Junior

Sociology

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“The more you tighten your grip, Jischke, the more students will slip through your fingers.”

Junior

Biology

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“Randy Alexander: You may have been a good smuggler, but now you’re bantha fodder.”

Sophomore

Psychology

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“But Sir, the chances of having a FUN dry Veishea are approximately 3720 to 1.”

Junior

Biology

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“I think we better get indoors. The DPS is easily startled, but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.”

Junior

Business

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“Keep on that one, I’ll take these two.”

Freshman

Aerospace engineering

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“DPS: You can’t park anywhere on campus. You’d better watch yourself.

Me: I’ll be careful.

DPS: YOU’LL BE DEAD!”

Sophomore

Architecture

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“Luke Skywalker is a lot like the typical ISU student; a whiny, ignorant farm boy from the middle of nowhere.”

Freshman

Transportation and logistics

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“Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive!”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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