Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Marijuana — it makes you respond to ‘Veishea sucked’ 10 seconds faster.”

Freshman

Horticulture

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“Why is it that it takes as long to remodel one room in Coover as it takes

to build all of Howe Hall?”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“Another sign of the ISU police state: The 90-minute parking pass for moving out— that sucks more than dry Veishea!”

Junior

Civil engineering

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“Iowa State University: A sausage party with an $11,000 cover charge.”

Junior

Liberal arts and sciences

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“Funny how ISU can invent the computer but can’t get a single printer to work.”

Sophomore

Chemical engineering

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“I sleep in the nude; can I wear my pajamas to class, too?”

Sophomore

Hotel, restaurant, and institution management

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“If that guy from the New Radicals has the ‘dreamer’s disease,’ I hope someone comes up for a vaccine soon.”

Junior

Religious studies

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“Did anyone ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny?”

Sophomore

Hotel, restaurant and institution management

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“When you draw 35,000 people to your event, then come talk to the athletes!”

Sophomore

Sports management

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“A moment of silence for the high school kids killed in Colorado.”

Freshman

Exercise and sports science

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