Quick Es
April 13, 1999
Daily Staff Writer
Quick E of the Day
“My Veishea wiener was burnt. How’s that for symbolism?”
Junior
English
Babylon Quick Es
It was the dawning of the Third Age of Mankind.
The Quick Es were our last, best hope for peace.
A place for beings of a thousand races to gather and trade quips with each other in complete anonymity.
Then something went wrong and it turned into a junior high insult contest.
The Daily is having a junior high insult contest … I mean, “Quick E Contest!”
If you are funny and not just funny looking, you might be chosen to read your Quick E live at the Tone Loc show on April 14, G-Money!
Would you like to be entered? Schwing! You know you would!
Send Veishea-related Quick Es with your name and phone number to:
Veishea – because civil liberties are for suckers!
“Attention com sci: Showering should be a daily activity, not a weekly event.”
Sophomore
Construction Engineering
“I wanted to be one of the Dinobots, they kicked all the ass!”
Freshman
Journalism and mass communication
“I say ‘The Phantom Menace’ being thirty-six days away is our best living proof that God loves us.”
Freshman
Transportation logistics
“The bar owners at the University of Iowa would like to thank the administrators of Iowa State for making Veishea dry.”
Freshman
Civil engineering
“I am currently in ‘spring practice’ to be a tailgate All-American next season.”
Junior
Journalism and mass communication
“Ahhhhhhh, I’ve turned into an enginerd!”
Freshman
Computer engineering
