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Quick E of the Day

“No! Try not. Graduate or graduate not; there’s no try.”

Senior

Computer Science

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Star Wars Quick Es

Send us your best and funniest “Star Wars” Quick Es to be run this week. Make ’em sweet. Obscure quotes, original material, it’s all good.

May the Farce be with you.

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“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

Freshman

Mechanical engineering

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“Does anyone believe a legion of special forces

troops could lose to a bunch of midget teddy bears? Sorry, George, I don’t.”

Freshman

Transportation and logistics

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“About the bathrooms in the library: ‘And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'”

Junior

Sociology

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“Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side.”

Freshman

Transportation and logistics

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“Yoda to Clinton: ‘Wars not make one great.'”

Graduate student

Sociology

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“Tweet do tweet. That’s right R2, Veishea sucked.”

Senior

Political science

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“Aaarrggghh! Chewie, is that you? No, it’s Princess Leia, idiot.”

Freshman

Pre-engineering

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“Did DPS do this? No, but we were meant to think they did. These tracks are side by side, DPS always ride single file to hide their numbers.”

Junior

Sociology

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.