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Quick E of the Day

“Rules are for people who don’t know how to get around them.”

Senior

History

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“Is impotence a requirement to be a lab monitor in Durham?”

Senior

Civil engineering

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“I thought Veishea was next weekend.”

Junior

Finance

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“Hitler had a master plan; Jischke has a master plan: coincidence?”

Sophomore

Computer science

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“What does DPS need with an SUV (Stupid Useless Vehicle)?”

Senior

Management information systems

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“Veishea is suffocating, and the administration is holding the plastic bag.”

Senior

Engineering science

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“Veishea — more like Borophyll.”

Senior

Chemical engineering

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“Why do all the athletes think they are gods when they aren’t even good athletes?”

Junior

Liberal studies

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“Tampax. Helping keep your Veishea dry.”

Senior

Hotel, restaurant, institution management

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“If they were in a forest and there was no one there to hear them, would the Backstreet Boys still suck?”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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