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Quick E of the Day

“Veishea just won’t be the same without teargas.”

Senior

Sociology

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“ISU students: will whine for beer.”

Graduate student

History

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“What is with all the colored trees on campus?”

Sophomore

Communication studies

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“Is it bad when the alcohol smell in my shaving cream makes me thirsty?”

Sophomore

Psychology

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“One shouldn’t use an extravagant word when a diminutive word will suffice.”

Junior

Advertising

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“Jischke lives on campus; does he get in trouble for having alcohol in his house?”

Junior

Computer engineering

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“Who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth — it’s obviously Donutland!”

Freshman

Community and regional planning

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“I think the one thing that keeps me wanting to be an electrical engineer is the vision of some day actually driving that electric train.”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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“I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”

Junior

Advertising

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“Weed, weed, the magical herb, the more you smoke the more you … hey what’s that!”

Junior

Political science

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“The ‘Veishea Guest Registration Policy’ handout should be renamed to ‘Top

Three Signs You Live In A Police State.'”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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