Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Viagra: Let the dance begin.”

Freshman

Biology

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“Make-believe, imaginary, magical friends are as powerful as your imagination

makes them.”

Senior

Management information systems

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“Undeclared senior: Maybe you better spend more time deciding what you’re going to do with your life than writing in stupid Quick Es.”

Senior

Civil engineering

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“Why settle for less? Let Jesus be your hero and Dennis Rodman be your

entertainment.”

Sophomore

Civil engineering

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“What’s wrong with this picture: 2000 signatures to get on the GSB ballot and

only 1500 total votes.”

Sophomore

Accounting

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“Why do banks leave both doors unlocked and yet chain the pens to the counters?”

Freshman

Undecided

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“The free beer on the lawn of the frats on weekend mornings is like a college- age Easter Egg hunt — thanks guys.”

Senior

Physics

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“With patience and grass, a cow becomes some tasty eats.”

Sophomore

Industrial technology

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“The God-socks guy must have an influence on some people on campus. Everywhere you look, someone looks like Jesus.”

Sophomore

Liberal arts and science

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