Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“If guys in fraternities are “frat boys,” why aren’t guys in university housing “uniho boys?”

Sophomore

Civil engineering

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“No shirt, no shoes, no stop signs.”

Sophomore

Art

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“A riot? Who smiles and waves at the camera during a riot?”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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“Broken stop sign: $100

Broken window: $75

Jischke’s lightpost: $150

Thousands of drunk ISU rioters: Priceless.”

Senior

Transportation and logistics

marketing

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“NATO starts bombing Serbia and ISU students riot over ‘no alcohol’ policy at

Veishea. Makes you proud, huh?”

Graduate student

Soil science

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“Is is just me, or is Towers the armpit of campus?”

Sophomore

Management

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“NATO says: Slobodon Milosevic, we want world peace — and we’ll bomb the hell out of you to get it.”

Junior

Computer science

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“Joe student at ISU: We don’t care about peace. All we want is alcohol.”

Graduate student

Statistics

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The ’99 ISU riot … Tampax was there.”

Sophomore

Agricultural systems technology

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“They turned the water off in Helser!? Now that’s a ‘dry’ campus!”

Freshman

History

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“Ah, the pleasures of spring: the chirping birds, the green grass, the fresh scents … and those damn skateboard kids!”

Sophomore

Sociology

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