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Quick E of the Day

“Spring break: It makes classes suck even more!”

Freshman

Agricultural business

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“What was worse, the ESPN announcers or having a halftime report sponsored by Monistat?”

Senior

Journalism and mass communication

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“God bless our dilapidated college credit transfer system!”

Freshman

Art

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“If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.”

Freshman

Agricultural business

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“Little orange pellets: THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!”

Freshman

Genetics

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“Another ISU athlete in the police blotter — you got to be kidding me.”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“A shower once a week causes you to frickin’ reek.”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“ISU women’s basketball: Not only are they good, but more importantly, they’re

good-looking.”

Sophomore

Veterinary medicine

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“Stacy Frese is still my hero.”

Freshman

Pre-business

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“I’m pretty sure the Department of Residence rented out my dorm room as a

sauna over break but forgot to turn the heat down.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“The goal of college is to get some, or to give the impression that at any

moment in time you could be getting some.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“Asante sanna squash banana.”

Freshman

Civil engineering

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“If everyone were an engineering major, would everyone be a geek?”

Sophomore

Community and regional planning

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