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Quick E of the Day

“Is MTV getting really obnoxious or am I just getting really old?”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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“Spring break ’99, South Padre: Nothing like sun, sand, beer and beer to

revitalize the soul of a worn-out college student!”

Junior

Computer engineering

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“Randy Alexander doesn’t know … what ‘is best’ for the students.”

Junior

Psychology

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“You know spring break was good when you come back with rug burns from sex.”

Junior

Electrical engineering

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“ESPN: We don’t let professionalism get in the way of our biases.”

Graduate student

Agronomy

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“This feels more like a crematory than it does a dormitory.”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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“Where is my damn diploma?!”

Senior

Chemical engineering

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“Will Coach Fennelly take over the football team … please?”

Senior

Computer science

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“Bill Fennelly for ISU President!”

Graduate student

Agronomy

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“Your roommate sleeps with donkeys and the donkeys say NO!”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass

communication

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“Did O.J. ever catch the real killer?”

Graduate student

Undeclared

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