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Quick E of the Day

“Have you hugged your goat today?”

Sophomore

Animal science

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“To understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: basically, it’s made up of ‘mank’ and ‘ind.’ These words are a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.

Junior

Electrical engineering

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“I don’t care who you are, get your reindeer off of my roof.”

Sophomore

Meteorology

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“If Elizabeth Dole gets elected President, can I be her intern?”

Sophomore

Computer science

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“What about the 2KY jelly problem?”

Freshman

Agricultural business

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“Y2Keg? Because one isn’t enough.”

Sophomore

Performing arts

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“The three fastest means of communication: Telephone, television, tell-a-woman.”

Senior

Agricultural studies

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“Why do all the buildings built in the past 50 years look like they’re made

out of Legos?”

Sophomore

Chemical engineering

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“The only REAL Highlander is Connor MacLeod played by Christopher Lambert. The other is only a mere pretender!”

Senior

Agriculture education

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