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Quick E of the Day

“Iowa State: Where function follows form.”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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“If everyone wears North Face, is it still fashionable?”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“Have you hugged your llama today?”

Sophomore

Animal science

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“If God is here, he is hiding in h/(2*pi).”

Sophomore

Physics and math

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“Will shovel driveways for beer!”

Freshman

Animal ecology

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“Does anyone else feel like

shooting his or her radio when that damn Cher song comes on?”

Junior

Apparel design

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“If snow was money … I would still hate this white CRAP!”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“If only one out of five kids smoke pot, the other four must be using meth.”

Sophomore

Community and regional planning

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“Right hand for speed, left hand for comfort!”

Junior

Construction engineering

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“Does anyone know the secret of the ‘Pito Pito’?”

Sophomore

Engineering

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