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Quick E of the Day

“Beware the Ides of March.”

Junior

Aerospace engineering

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“Drink some more Amontillado, Fortunato.”

Senior

German

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“It’s a shame we had to wait until the last home game to see a little Hilton Magic.”

Junior

Civil engineering

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“Oh yeah! The Easter Bunny is faster and has better candy.”

Senior

Management information systems

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“Sky’s blue, water’s wet, the world keeps turning, and old Satan Claus … he’s out there.”

Freshman

Pre-electrical engineering

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“Does anyone else consider ‘Goldeneye’ to be the best way to pass the time before Episode I comes out?”

Freshman

Transportation logistics

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“Hello, my name is Bingo I like to climb on things can I have a banana eek eek.”

Freshman

Computer science

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“Santa Claus is much more powerful than God, and he gives you presents, too.”

Senior

Management information systems

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“How can Jesus be more powerful when Santa can make any material possession in the world?! Answer me that!”

Junior

Management information systems

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“ox et praeterea nihil.”

Alum

Computer engineering

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