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Quick E of the Day

“If you were a florist and got called a ‘pansy,’ would that be a compliment?”

Freshman

Pre-architecture

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“Have you hugged your chicken today?”

Junior

Electrical engineering

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“Make-believe, imaginary, magical friends are as powerful as your imagination

makes them.”

Senior

Management information systems

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“Just in case anyone was wondering, Smack Daddy is

back in commission!”

Senior

Animal science

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“I think that anyone who does not drive at least five over on the U.S. highways should not possess a license.”

Senior

Finance and management information systems

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“Engineers are just clever, lazy people.”

Freshman

Aerospace engineering

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“Saturday night at Friley: 100 spaces for 1000 students — DPS, where the

hell do you expect me to park?”

Freshman

Pre-computer engineering

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“Established bad pick-up line: You don’t know me, but I know you.”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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“Prayers have no place in public school, just like facts have no place in modern religion.”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“Give Me Liberty, or Give Me Beer!”

Freshman

Management information systems

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