Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“I thought we were chanting ‘Try Propecia.’ My bad.”

Sophomore

Art and design

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“The IRHA is cutting student security, janitorial and other budgets and raising room and board. Where is it all going?”

Freshman

Horticulture

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“Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“Have you had your probe today?”

Freshman

Journalism and mass

communication

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“You know what they say, before you get spunky cover your monkey!”

Freshman

Advertising

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“They can take our riot, but they’ll never take our freedom!”

Freshman

Performing arts

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“War is Peace. Ignorance is Strength. Freedom is Slavery.”

Junior

Food science

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“I’ve been having problems ever since I jumped in the lake for Polar Bear Plunge. Anyone have that Valtrex number?”

Sophomore

Graphic design and advertising

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“To the idi*%t alumni in N.C. that equate journalism with silly euph$misms: Vulgarity is your support of ignorance, false assumptions, and censorship. Thank YOU for bringing true vulgarity to the Daily!

Senior

Spanish and English

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“Hey Sweet Thang!”

Senior

Speech communication

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