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Quick E of the Day

“I think it takes a lot of faith to be an atheist.”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“Studenski singing the ‘Negro national anthem?’ What the hell is that?”

Sophomore

Advertising

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“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer!”

Sophomore

English

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 "(define scheme
(lambda (exp)
(if (equal? exp fun)
'(YOU SUCK)
'(YOU RULE))))"
 

Senior

Computer science

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“The only reason we’re a quiet floor is because of the massive amount of ganja we smoke up every night!”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“New standards for NCAA athletes:

1. Tying shoes

2. Chew gum and run at same time

3. Write first and last name (spelling errors okay)

4. Know left from right”

Freshman

Pre-mechanical engineering

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“I think the premise for ‘Star Wars’ is based on my dating life: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away …”

Graduate student

English

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“Vegas baby, Vegas … VEGAS!”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“Once a smoker, always a smoker.”

Junior

Forestry

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.