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Quick E of the Day

“Hilton Magic? Maybe we won the game, but the nachos sucked.”

Freshman

Pre-mechanical engineering

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“If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, shoot it.”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“It’s called picking it up!”

Freshman

Meteorology

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“VEISHEA: You can’t legislate stupidity, just let us have fun.”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass

communication

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“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Freshman

Pre-computer engineering

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“It’s my birthday! Bong hits for everyone!”

Junior

Liberal studies

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“Why doesn’t the university use some of that tuition increase to buy some decent toilet paper?”

Freshman

Forestry

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“The purpose of college is to live a life of such low quality it makes the real world seem fun.”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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“Two words to sum up the whole Dartmouth greek situation: WHO CARES!”

Sophomore

Aerospace engineering

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