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Quick E of the Day

“Has Commander Skywalker checked in yet?”

Graduate

English

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“Crow: The other white meat!”

Junior

Fine arts

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“Craft, Toay and Macaroni: they’re the cheesiest!”

Junior

Graphic design

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“If engineers couldn’t drop out, would the business college exist?”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“How now, snow plow?”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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“For safety’s sake, I should have gone to Drake.”

Senior

Sociology

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“Theta Delta Xi should be renamed Gamma Omega Alpha Theta.”

Sophomore

Sport science

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“98 percent of the world masturbates, the other 2 percent don’t have hands.”

Freshman

Computer science

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“Remember kids, the only SAFE sex is ORAL sex.”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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“My roommate would sleep with a donkey if he knew no one would catch him.”

Senior

Construction engineering

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“Who wants to build a snowman in Jischke’s office?”

Sophomore

Construction engineering

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