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Quick E of the Day

“With patience and a cow, grass becomes milk.”

Sophomore

Business

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“If all babies are cute, why are there so many ugly people in the world? It isn’t fair. I was a cute baby, I tell ya!”

Freshman

Advertising

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“Unless you like spit on your pizza, you had better start tipping your delivery drivers!”

Junior

Animal science

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“Anyone else notice what the bunny is doing to the egg on the dining service table tents?”

Junior

Advertising

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“Does anyone else sometimes just want to lean over the desk and take the pulse of their academic advisor?”

Freshman

Business

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“If Towers is the armpit of campus, does that make frat row the crotch?”

Sophomore

Chemical engineering

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“If Lenny, Rain Man, and Forrest Gump went to ISU, they would live in Towers.”

Freshman

Business

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“Are the toilets on campus not flushing as hard anymore, or am I just crapping bigger lately?”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“Marijuana … what’s for dinner?”

Freshman

Business

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“I wish the American government would quit crashing my tax money in Yugoslavia.”

Freshman

Horticulture

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“I’m glad DPS was able to give me a parking ticket at the Rec at 10:30 Thursday with the riots going on!”

Freshman

Pre-architecture

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.