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Quick E of the Day

“What about the Y2Keg problem?”

Junior

Journalism and mass communication

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“Marijuana: Everything tastes 10 times better.”

Sophomore

Community and regional

planning

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“Anagram: President Clinton of the U.S.A. = to copulate, he finds interns.”

Freshman

Speech communication

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“Do the math: the Department of Residence alone goes through a thousand

rolls of toilet paper a day!”

Sophomore

History

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“Find a penny and pick it up, all day long you’ll have good luck. Find a penny

and let it lay, have one less penny to pay for tuition.”

Senior

Civil engineering

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“If it weren’t for drugs, I never would have learned the metric system.”

Junior

Horticulture

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“I wonder what the God Socks guy’s tan line looks like?”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass communication

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“Cigarettes are just a government conspiracy to kill off stupid people.”

Sophomore

Computer science

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“The landscape architecture building has the worst landscape job on campus.”

Freshman

Journalism and mass communication

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