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Quick E of the Day

“Anti-smoking commercials make me want to smoke even more.”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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“I must object to the depiction of Randy Alexander in Carmen Cerra’s ‘Poison

Ink.’ He left out the horns.”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass communication

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“To all of the atheists out there: ‘I find your lack of faith disturbing.’

—Darth Vader”

Freshman

Transportation logistics

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“Snow, snow, go away … AND DON’T COME BACK!”

Freshman

Pre-computer engineering

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“Who says the donkey will sleep with your roommate?”

Freshman

Pre-chemical engineering

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“TCI Digital Cable: It screws you over through the cable you already own!

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“Friley C Store: The newest hangout spot on campus.”

Freshman

Animal science

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“Leave it to the fun-haters to kill a perfectly good snowball fight.”

Sophomore

Microbiology

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“Do you think Department of Residence Dining Services staff know what a

real salad bar even LOOKS like?”

Graduate

Educational administration

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