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Quick E of the Day

“Veishea 1999! Tampax will be there.”

Junior

Agricultural education

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“Some say that sex is the root of all evil and corruption. Those people obviously don’t ever get any!”

Junior

Sociology

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“Life is a take-home test with an infinite number of questions with no right or wrong answers: all of which are due tomorrow.”

Graduate student

Computer science

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“DO NOT quote the Holy Trilogy [‘Star Wars’] to support a pointless dispute.”

Senior

Chemical engineering

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“Natural Light — The Crown Prince of Beers.”

Freshman

Agronomy

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“The anti-smoking ads are sponsored by Philip Morris. You’re SUPPOSED to want to smoke afterwards.”

Senior

German

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“Can donkeys get their legs behind their ears?

Sophomore

Computer science

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“Showers: Slippery when wet!”

Sophomore

Zoology

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“DPS should be renamed to S.P.D.: Stupid Patrol Department.”

Junior

Computer science

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“Spring break ’99: More fun than a pocket full of squirrels and pantsload of nuts.”

Senior

Sociology

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“I can’t believe I drank the whole thing. The whole thing being the state of Florida.”

Junior

Mechanical engineering

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