Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Y2K — Technology dies and the Amish rule the world!”

Junior

Interior design

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“Porn on the Net? And you’ve always wondered why there are so many

computer nerds.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to

myself, ‘Where the hell is the ceiling?!'”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“One entrance + one exit to the Library =

FULL REEK!”

Senior

Biology

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“Is it just me, or does everyone else feel like they are walking through the bottom of a bird cage on their way to campus?”

Senior

Construction engineering

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“Hey, if I worked in sex films, I’d have a GREAT work ethic, too!”

Sophomore

Management information systems

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“Tae-Bo vs. Shaq-fu: Now that’s something I would pay to see.”

Junior

Aerospace engineering

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“I don’t think Jesus would sanction a lot of stuff that Republicans do.”

Senior

Architecture

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“The guy in the room above me either has a new rocking chair or a new girlfriend.”

Freshman

Mechanical engineering

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