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Quick E of the Day

“Save a tree — eat a beaver.”

Freshman

Aerospace engineering

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“8 for 8 3-points shots, 29 points. I want to be Stacy Frese when I grow up.”

Senior

Fine arts

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“The ultimate solution to the Y2K problem: yield all power to the Republicans. Then next year really will be 1900.”

Post-doctoral

Entomology

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“Deftones, Black Sabbath, Pantera. Take that Jesus freaks!!”

Freshman

Pre-mechanical engineering

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“Honk if you hate Windows ’98.”

Senior

Management information systems

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“Hey, Frosh in Advertising: If you knew what Strama was like you’d be on his bandwagon too!!”

Junior

Business and finance

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“I think I saw Strama washing dishes the other day.”

Junior

Developmental psychology

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“What happens if sorority girls are caught not wearing their uniform of boot-cut jeans and pea coats?”

Junior

English

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“The funny thing about snow and bird poop is that they’re roughly the same

color but have radically different snowball making qualities.”

Freshman

Animal science

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