Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Whose cruel idea was it for lisp to have an ‘s’ in it?”

Sophomore

Finance

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“Why does food service always have to taste like the sidewalk that runs by Jischke’s house?”

Senior

Biochemistry

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“To the undecided sophomore: What kind of animal do you own?”

Freshman

Agricultural systems technology

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“Engineers can’t get women — that’s why this campus

is such a prime location for an escort service.”

Junior

Management information systems

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“To the Chap Stick Junkie: You are not alone.”

Junior

Fine arts

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“Ever notice how when you get behind the wheel of a car, you are the only person in the world that is not a complete moron?”

Senior

Management information systems

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“Vet-Med thinks Bud rocks like grapefruit!”

Junior

Veterinary medicine

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“I think Linda Black needs to get more creative; I’m beginning to see a Satanic pattern in my horoscopes!”

Senior

Architecture

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“Did Mr. P.E. have slaves or make racist remarks to have them change the name

of the building to Forker?”

Civil engineering

Senior

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“Is it bad when you start skipping one class to do homework for another?”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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