Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“If I were a potato, I would be no more baked.”

Senior

Animal ecology

Physics

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“My chances of finding someone to spend Valentine’s Day with are as likely

as a paper dog catching an asbestos cat in Hell.”

Junior

Architecture

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“So does that mean there’s peanut butter in Hell?”

Sophomore

Graphic design

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“All I got for Valentine’s Day was rabies.”

Freshman

Chemical engineering

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“Pretty Fly (For A Com Sci Guy).”

Junior

Computer science

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“To all of the CyRide drivers who actually STOP for the students running to catch the bus: THANK YOU!”

Freshman

Liberal arts and sciences

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“ISU, where they can invent the computer, work on the A-Bomb, but can’t figure out how to get the snow and ice off of the sidewalks.”

Sophomore

Management information systems

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“Mother Nature, you’re such a cruel, heartless tease.”

Sophomore

Philosophy

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“NASCAR and pro wrestling — two great ways to escape Valentine’s Day.”

Junior

Psychology

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“Abductions? Anal probes? Are you sure it was aliens and not frat boys?”

Freshman

Undeclared

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.