Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Mother Nature – it’s almost March. Give it up already!”

Freshman

Pre-computer engineering

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“I’m with God-socks; I’m into all that biblical crap.”

Sophomore

Performing arts

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“If God-socks stood in the middle of campus and nobody was around to hear

him, would he still make any noise?”

Sophomore

Chemical engineering and pre-medicine

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“Hilton Magic is alive and well; just go to a women’s basketball game!”

Junior

Agronomy

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“I’d rather have small boobs than big jugaloogies.”

Sophomore

Dietetics

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“Things seem a lot more like they are today than they used to be.”

Freshman

Pre-engineering

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“So I asked the guy, ‘Is that a duck in your pocket?’ He said, ‘No, its an umbrella,” and then he walked away.

Sophomore

Architecture

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“Fort Dodge and stabbings … does anyone else see the connection here?

Senior

Chemical engineering

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“Did anyone else see the guy whizzing under the Lincoln Way/Napier exit

ramp bridge on Highway 30 Monday morning?”

Senior

English

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