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Quick E of the Day

“No, you ain’t.”

Junior

Aerospace engineering

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“Does anyone else realize how many cars could fit on the band practice field?”

Freshman

Biology

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“Hey, I bet if we checked Jischke’s kitchen we’d see that he’s had a nice new green Maytag dishwasher installed for the wife.”

Senior

Agronomy

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“Did anyone else get abducted by aliens last night?”

Sophomore

Animal ecology

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“I am too!”

Alum

Statistics

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“I’m not.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“If I switch majors to el ed, can I take creative coloring or is that a graduate level course?”

Freshman

Pre-chemical engineering

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“New diet plan for Christians: WWJE? (What Would Jesus Eat?)”

Sophomore

Computer science

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“Chad Calek: You are neither shocking or disgusting us. You are, however, showing us how to pull columns out of our butts.”

Freshman

History

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“Compared to my collection, Chad Calek would look like ‘The Peon of Porn,’ not the ‘god.'”

Junior

Electrical engineering

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