Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the day

“You may be a genius, but you have stupid all over your face.”

Junior

Psychology

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“To the sophomore wondering why greeks’ parents can’t buy them a bus route: mine could but why not make you geeks help us? I’d rather spend my parents money on new clothes.”

Freshman

Chemical engineering

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“I wish I played basketball so I could be above the law!”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“I just hope that Spivey can play basketball with more effectiveness than his punch.”

Sophomore

Horticulture

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“If we continue to allow our athletes to behave like Travis Spivey, we might

as well change our name from the ‘Cyclones’ to the ‘Huskers.'”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“Scooby dooby doo, where are you?”

Freshman

Chemical engineering

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“I hate Texas, Minnesota and the Band, in no particular order.”

Sophomore

Meteorology

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“Since Barney is purple does that mean he is gay too?”

Senior

Horticulture

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“I’m a devout Baptist, but Jerry Falwell makes me wanna puke.”

Freshman

Chemical engineering

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“Friley Food Service: Give me Cinnamon Toast Crunch or give me death!!!”

Sophomore

Aerospace engineering

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“If you are such a genius, why are you undeclared?”

Senior

Transportation and logistics

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