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Quick E of the Day

“Winter doesn’t end until March 28. Give it up, already!”

Sophomore

Performing arts

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“I rely on my personality as birth control.”

Junior

Advertising

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“Someone should give a speech about free speech at the Allen Free Speech Area for free.”

Junior

Advertising

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“Can anyone out there read Braille? Feel the sidewalks because I think the crows are trying to communicate.”

Freshman

Animal science

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“Beer — It’s not just for breakfast anymore.”

Junior

Mechanical engineering

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“Do you really hate goats, or do you just hate kids?”

Junior

Aerospace engineering

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“Why would people quit believing in Santa Claus and continue believing in

Jesus Christ?”

Senior

Genetics

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“Watch out! Aerator in operation.”

Junior

Computer science/Finance

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“Definition of lazy: living in Willow or Larch and taking the bus to and from campus.”

Senior

Meteorology

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“You know, I used to work on getting good grades; now I work on evading the

DPS.”

Junior

English

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“Next Jerry Springer:

disgruntled fashion designer vs. angry sorority girl.”

Freshman

Pre-chemical engineering

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